Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Good, Like a Medicine

"Tastes awful but it really works."
"Nothing 'spiritual' but they make you laugh."
You needed a good chuckle right about now didn't you...?"

Here are some funny lines:

* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.*

* He stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on him.

* Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

* Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

* The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

* To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

* When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

* The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

* A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

* A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

Thanks to Claire over at Pilot Mom for these great one-liners. Please visit Pilot Mom and pray for her husband. THANKS!

On a more serious note, Pilot Mom included the following quote on her blog today:

"God calls us to be authentic in our profession, service, gifts, and time. Our gifts should not be out of leftovers or abundance, but sacrificially."

Amen! That says it all!


  1. Yes on funny lines ------

    Wow on pilot mom's quote - I like that - like King David said in the OT - I will not give to the Lord unless its at a price I paid for - sacrifice -----

    Scriblings and Pals , my friend David , are much appreciated places of rest ---------

  2. As though the strawberries weren't funny enough!
    I got the morning's work going, so I have a few minutes to write, and hope you are still online...
    I don't know if you read my request on Pals for verses for a dying lady. Well, I spoke with my neighbor yesterday, and she told me the woman has no family, is Catholic, has 2 aquaintances who visit her occasionally, cries all day long, longs for someone to come visit her and talk to her, and is scared of death. It broke my heart to hear that, so I "vowed" to do everything in my power to help her...I am going to bookmark some passages in my French Bibel for my neighbor o read to her. The language barrier is the biggest isse for my neighbor and I both, but she can at least read French well. I usually can with practice...but have not practiced lately. My dad says his French is not good enough, and does not think he can lead her to the Lord. I am praying that all day at work long my dad will think of that dying woman and will agree to go over and at least try...I would myself if they'd let me, but I don't think they will. I have already began writing down scripture ref.'s to bookmark...this is a little bit up my alley, because I use verses on salvaion so much when writing letters...but if you have any suggestions, please pass them on. Thank you.

    The little pilgrim pal

  3. your doing a good job Heb 11:1 ------- just your "willingness" to do what the Lord would have U do - HE WILL DO THE REST --- Lord Bless U and your missionary family -----

    only GOOD can come from your heartfelt desire to serve God and lead people to the Saviour

  4. Hello everybody!!
    This comment is for all those blogging buddies that wondered what kind of car Mike drives.
    I've done a little homework looking around to find the car that matches the one Mike is in in the picture.
    Drum roll please...
    GMC Yukon yes that's an SUV
    If my homework isn't correct I hope SOMEBODY says so ;D

    God bless