CONGRATULATIONS, my boy!
"Today I went to the Waterloo Minor Hockey skills competition. My teammates picked me to do shooting for our team. First I watched my teammates compete in skating backwards, stick handling and fastest skater. Then I went and competed in shooting accuracy. I scored my first 4 pucks, then missed the next 5 and scored my last one. The guy after me tied me with 5 points. We went into sudden death to see who would win. I scored my first 2 and he missed both of them. He got his next one and I missed. I scored my 4th puck and he missed so I won! The judges gave me a gold trophy and I skated a victory lap."
FINAL NOTE: ...and he didn't learn any of that from grandpa.