Thursday, January 20, 2005

One Sentence Sermons

- Be Fishers of Men.... You catch 'em, He'll clean 'em
- A family altar can alter a family
- A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing
- Don't put a question mark where God put a period
- Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church
- Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!
- Forbidden fruits create many jams
- Give God what's right, not what's left!
- Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler
- God doesn't call the qualified; He qualifies the called
- God grades on the cross, not the curve
- God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts."
- God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage
- Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!
- He who angers you, controls you!
- He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else
- He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!
- Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back
- Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity
- Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive!
- Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it
- Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark
- "Pray" is a four letter word that you can say anywhere
- Prayer - Don't give God instructions - just report for duty!
- This Church is "Prayer Conditioned!"
- To be almost saved is to be totally lost
- WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!
- Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!
- We don't change the message; the message changes us
- We set the sail; God makes the wind
- Wisdom has two parts:
1) Having a lot to say
2) Not saying it

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