- ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
- I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN "WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
- IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
- WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"
- IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
- WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?
- CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
- IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
- WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?
- HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?
- WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
- ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
- IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
- WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
and, as my friend Larry Andersen always asked:
- WHY DO WE DRIVE ON THE PARKWAY AND PARK ON THE DRIVEWAY?
Ha!!! It looks like you are packing more than your toobrush, Bible, Lap top, and camera David Fisher.ReplyDelete
You are packing up a bunch of jokes to take along with you to show those English people how funny the Canadians are, although these funny questions probably came from the States!!
Do you see how nice and sunny it is?
Have a good and safe trip and we will all be on the side lines cheering you on Pilgrim!...From Terry
We WILL be praying for Carol and the kids!!