Sunday, January 21, 2007

We Doth Deliver

Art thou in need of thy daily bread? Thou shouldest giveth us a call. Dost thou need a new, black Holy Bible? We art here for thee. We doth deliver 24 hours per day.

KING JAMES BIBLE BOOKSTORE & DISCOUNT GROCERIES...faithfully providing food for body and soul since 1611.

Meat and milk, for the King James ilk.

Whithersoever thou liveth, we delivereth!


  1. Is this true David? Where does a truck like that come from?...Terry

  2. Bwahhahhaa!Gee this makes me laugh :D