Monday, January 16, 2006

A Pun(y) Attempt

A pun(y) attempt to be punny...

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad breath. This made him.... what?

This is so bad it's good...

- a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

And finally, there was a person who sent 10 puns to some friends in hopes at least one of the puns would make them laugh.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. Get it? No pun intended!

Sorry friends, I just had to share these.

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