Saturday, January 14, 2006

Look Out, I'm Back

Look out! I'm back to the blogosphere from Orlando, Florida where our family spent a wonderful week, compliments of a very generous Christian family. Pictures to follow later.

I've missed my blogging buddies and I've been surfing the net to see what you've written. I've also had to sift through over 350 e-mails. One of those e-mails pointed out the craziness of our English language.

Here are some examples:

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present!

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Crazy eh!

Have a great weekend! It's good to be back!

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