If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
I AM in shape. Round is a shape.
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide." He told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
I love laughter, except the part where milk comes out of your nose.